Wonkie

Racist South Africans

Wonkie welcomes you to 2016! The year has just begun and all indications are that it's going to be a positively eventful one, at least in South Africa: the … [Read More...]

Shocking Untelevised Footage! #SONA2015

Wonkie believes one could not ask for a more accurate, brutal representation of the true state of South Africa than what was witnessed yesterday at Jacob Zuma's … [Read More...]

Wonkie’s 2015 World News Horoscope!

2015 is finally here and Moonbeam Williams has returned from her 3 year sabbatical raising wild yaks in the Himalayas. After this spiritually enlightening … [Read More...]

5 takeaways from the Oscar Pistorius trial

Oscar Pistorius, the famous South African athlete who ran in both the Paralympics and the able-bodied Olympics, was sentenced to 5 years in jail last week. Judge … [Read More...]

8 ways Zuma can spin Nkandla!

Wonkie has the greatest respect for Thuli Madonsela. In fact, she is one of the very few high profile South Africans that Wonkie would back should she ever start a … [Read More...]

Vote for the Future! Vote EFF!

The state of South African politics is rather pathetic. The players include a scandal-ridden president who is mocked, both locally and abroad, and his … [Read More...]